Attendee Overly-Attached-itis
Meetings are for the birds, but we're stuck in this one
Meetings are the bane of our existence. We're talking about the kind of meetings where the only thing that matters is who can talk the loudest, who can type the fastest, and who can eat the most snacks. It's like a game of "Who's Got the Most Attention Span?" and "Who Can Stare the Deepest into Their Phone?"
Meet our esteemed attendee, who's so attached to her phone that she's been stuck in this meeting for hours. We're not sure if she's actually listening or just waiting for her phone to autocorrect her autocorrected autocorrect.
Meet the team:
- The Manager: "I'm the one who called this meeting"
- Colleague 1: "I'm just here for the free Wi-Fi"
- Colleague 2: "Is the meeting over yet?"
- Colleague 3: "Can we take a 10-minute break?"
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