Meetings of this type are notorious for their attendees' inability to focus on anything other than their empty stomachs.
Today's agenda includes:
Please arrive early to secure a seat at the conference table, but don't expect to sit still for long.
Remember to bring your favorite snack to share with the group. Don't be that person who brings a granola bar.
Side effects of this meeting may include:
Attend at your own risk. Your stomach (and your boss) will thank you not.