Meetings Attendees: The Paranoid Programmer

Today's Agenda:

• The Apocalypse is Coming, but first let's talk about deadlines.
• Why is the coffee machine not dispensing enough caffeine?
• Who ate the last donut in the break room?
• Is it a good idea to build our app with a 10MB monolithic monolith?

Attendees:

• Bob, The Caffeine-Dependent
• Alarist 1234, The Doomsday Preparer
• Steve, The Donut Thief
• Neo-Architect 9000, The Code Monoloth Enthusiast