MEETINGS: Attendees and Penalties
Meetings: where productivity and sanity go to die. Here are the attendees of our weekly meetings, and their corresponding penalties for being late.
Penalties:
- Tardy Fee: $100 for every minute late, payable to the CEO
- Tardy Tax: 10% of your salary deducted for each late meeting
- Tardy Fines: 1 hour of extra work for each late meeting, paid out of your own pocket
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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