Pet Protocols for Attendees

Important Information

As a valued member of our esteemed organization, it's essential to familiarize yourself with our pet protocols to ensure a harmonious and productive meeting environment.

Protocols for Canine Attendees

Do not feed the dogs. Ever.
Do not attempt to pet the dogs. They have a meeting to attend.
Keep a 4-foot radius clear of any dog. They are not interested in your conversation.

Protocols for Feline Attendees

Do not disturb the cats. They are plotting world domination.
Do not attempt to pick up the cats. They have claws, and they will use them.
Keep a 3-foot radius clear of any cat. They are highly territorial.

Remember, these are not suggestions. These are protocols.

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