Pet Protocols for Attendees
Important Information
As a valued member of our esteemed organization, it's essential to familiarize yourself with our pet protocols to ensure a harmonious and productive meeting environment.
Protocols for Canine Attendees
- Do not feed the dogs. Ever.
- Do not attempt to pet the dogs. They have a meeting to attend.
- Keep a 4-foot radius clear of any dog. They are not interested in your conversation.
Protocols for Feline Attendees
- Do not disturb the cats. They are plotting world domination.
- Do not attempt to pick up the cats. They have claws, and they will use them.
- Keep a 3-foot radius clear of any cat. They are highly territorial.
Remember, these are not suggestions. These are protocols.
Feline Special Requests