Join us for a discussion on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just come for the free food.
• Plato: The guy who wrote everything Socrates didn't
• Aristotle: The one who made it all worse with his logic
• Epicurus: The hedonist who only cares about the buffet
• Diogenes: The Cynic who just wants to be left alone
• Zeno: The Stoic who's all about the paradoxes