Descartes of the Enigma: Paradoxical Arguments

"I think, therefore I am... confused." - Descartes of the Enigma

Brainstorming Session - Where we try to come up with new paradoxes
Philosophical Debate - Where we argue about the meaning of "I think, therefore I am... confused"
Tea and Rumination - Where we drink tea and ponder the meaning of life

The Paradox of the Enigmatic Thinking

"I am a paradox, therefore I am confused about what I am." - Descartes of the Enigma

This paradox is self-referential, which means that it is uncertain whether it refers to itself or to the abyss of confusion that it has created.

But wait, is it uncertain or is it certain?