Today's Attendees
- Alberto Camus' Existential Vacuum Cleaner
- Jean-Paul Sartre's Absence from the Meeting (Running Late)
- Martin Heidegger's Existential Landscaping Service
- Arthur Schopenhauer's Pessimistic Catering
- Simone de Beauvoir's Feminist Fjord
Agenda
- 11:00 - Welcome and existential angst
- 11:15 - Quantum fluctuation discussion
- 12:00 - Lunch break ( Existential crisis support group)
- 13:00 - Free time for navel gazing and angst