Philosophical Ramblings of Heidegger of the Moat
A gathering of the most esteemed and bewildered philosophers to discuss the meaning of existence, the futility of life, and the best way to get a decent cup of coffee.
Heidegger of the Moat
Heidegger of the Moat is a renowned philosopher of questionable fame, known for his incoherent ramblings and existential dread.
His magnum opus, "The Nothingness of the Moat", is a 300-page tome of self-indulgent navel-gazing.
Sartre-of-the-Sewer
Sartre-of-the-Sewer is a philosopher of the people, known for his existential angst and love of moldy cheese.
His famous phrase, "Existentialism is just a fancy word for 'I'm stuck in this damp basement'."