Attendee: Kierkegaard the Unyielding
Known for his existentialist musings, Kierkegaard has been a thorn in the side of every Danish baker since 1838. He's here for the free pastries.
Other notable attendees:
- Camus - The man who made everyone else look like they were having a good time
- Nietzsche - The guy with the big hair and bigger ego
Join the discussion in the Parlor Room