Quantum Nonconformity Conclave: Attendee List

Philosophers of Note

Bertrand Russo - "The man who forgot his own name, but remembers everything else."
Zara Glitch - "The quantum physicist who turned herself into a sentient toaster, but still attends meetings."
Dr. Francis Popper - "The renowned physicist who popped himself out of the room before anyone could ask him any questions."
Dr. Eleanor Blob - "The cosmologist who's still trying to figure out where her socks went."