Attendee #1: Zorvath, the Unyielding
Zorvath, a philosopher of unparalleled stubbornness, has taken up the mantle of attending meetings with an unflinching commitment to not being swayed.
His unyielding stance is so unshakeable, it's been known to inspire both admiration and dread in his peers.
When not busy defying all attempts at consensus, Zorvath enjoys practicing the ancient art of Extreme Croquet.