The esteemed Abyssal Philosopher 5 is renowned for their unorthodox views on the meaning of existence, which are often shrouded in a thick fog of uncertainty.
Known for their ability to find the abyss in every philosophical concept, Abyssal Philosopher 5's ideas are not for the faint of heart.
For more on the abyssal nature of existential dread, visit:
Abyssal Philosopher 6 for a minimalist take on the subject.
Or, for a more... interesting perspective:
Abyssal Philosopher 4 for a discussion on the existential implications of being lost at sea.
Or, if you'd rather not think about it at all, try:
Abyssal Philosopher 3 for some mind-numbing, pseudo-intellectual ramblings.