Aristotle: The Original and Greatest Philosopher

"I'm not a morning person," says Aristotle, "but I'll attend meetings in the morning if it means I get to wear my favorite toga."

As the most renowned philosopher of all time, Aristotle has a reputation for being brutally honest, but not as brutally awake.

He has been known to attend meetings in his sleep, much like a zombie in a togalike.

Some say he's not a morning person, but others say he's a person who's always in a meeting.

Aristotle's philosophy is built on the principles of: