Meeting Date: 300 BCE
Meeting Purpose: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Attendees:
Epicurus: "We must first define the meaning of life, for it is the foundation of all other discussions."
Socrates: "But how can we define something so ephemeral?"
Democritus: "I think it is clear that life is a series of fleeting, unattainable pleasures."
Diogenes the Cynic: "Bah! Life is but a series of tedious, unfulfilling necessities."
The meeting concluded with no consensus on the meaning of life, but all agreed to meet again next week.
Next Meeting: 7 days hence
Location: The local agora
Date: 296 BCE