Snack Ethics Committee

Meeting Transcript, 2023-02-22

Chairperson: Professor Platypus, renowned expert in Intergalactic Snack Philosophy

Attendees:

• Baron von Crunchy, Snack Theorist
• Dame Fritos, Moral Gastronomer
• Dr. Poptart, Intergalactic Snack Critic
• Lord Munchies, Esquire of the Snack Council

Agenda: "Do Snacks Have Moral Value?"

Resolution: After much debate and deliberation, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of the motion that snacks do indeed have moral value.

Dr. Poptart presented a scathing critique of the notion, citing the ontological implications of assigning moral value to consumable objects.

• Read Dr. Poptart's Objections
• Read Dame Fritos' Rebuttal

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, 2024-02-15, 3:00 PM EST

Location: The Cosmic Snackatorium, 123 Galactic Highway

Agenda: "The Implications of Free Will on Snack Consumption"

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