It's clear that snacks are the foundation upon which all human knowledge is built. The snacking question, then, is a fundamental one.

But, dear philosophers, we must not be swayed by fleeting, sweet-toothed desires. The snacking question requires a deeper examination.

Consider the snacking habits of the great thinkers: Aristotle, Descartes, and Nietzsche. Did they not all snack at some point in their lives? Did their snacks not shape their thoughts and ideas?

We must, therefore, consider the snacking question in the context of the grand tradition of philosophical thought.