Ontological Quantum Entanglement Meeting Attendees

Confirmed Attendees

Albert Camus ( Absurdism Expert ) - "The Absurdity of Being is a Real Thing, Mate."
Marx (Marxist Philosopher) - "The Dialectic of Quantum Entanglement is a Capitalist's Dream."
Nietzsche (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if there's free beer."
Kafka ( Absurdist Author) - "The Metamorphosis of Meaning is a Never-Ending Story."
Jean-Paul Sartre (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll come, but only if it's to talk about the meaninglessness of it all."

David Byrne (Postmodernist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to discuss the meaninglessness of attendance."
Slavoj Žižek (Postmodernist Philosopher) - "I'll come, but only if it's to complain about the lack of Wi-Fi."
Heidegger (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to talk about the nothingness of existence."

Stephen Hawking (Theoretical Physicist) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to explain the science behind the madness."
Richard Feynman (Theoretical Physicist) - "I'll come, but only if it's to talk about the uncertainty principle."
Neil deGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to discuss the cosmological implications of being everywhere at once."

Brian Eno (Musician & Philosopher) - "I'll attend via video conference, but only if it's to talk about the sonic implications of entanglement."
Terence McKenna (Transpersonal Theorist) - "I'll attend via VR, but only if it's to discuss the psychedelic nature of the multiverse."