Ontological Quantum Entanglement Meeting Attendees
Confirmed Attendees
- Albert Camus ( Absurdism Expert ) - "The Absurdity of Being is a Real Thing, Mate."
- Marx (Marxist Philosopher) - "The Dialectic of Quantum Entanglement is a Capitalist's Dream."
- Nietzsche (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if there's free beer."
- Kafka ( Absurdist Author) - "The Metamorphosis of Meaning is a Never-Ending Story."
- Jean-Paul Sartre (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll come, but only if it's to talk about the meaninglessness of it all."
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Unconfirmed Attendees
- David Byrne (Postmodernist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to discuss the meaninglessness of attendance."
- Slavoj Žižek (Postmodernist Philosopher) - "I'll come, but only if it's to complain about the lack of Wi-Fi."
- Heidegger (Existentialist Philosopher) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to talk about the nothingness of existence."
Invited Guests
- Stephen Hawking (Theoretical Physicist) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to explain the science behind the madness."
- Richard Feynman (Theoretical Physicist) - "I'll come, but only if it's to talk about the uncertainty principle."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist) - "I'll attend, but only if it's to discuss the cosmological implications of being everywhere at once."
Virtual Attendees
- Brian Eno (Musician & Philosopher) - "I'll attend via video conference, but only if it's to talk about the sonic implications of entanglement."
- Terence McKenna (Transpersonal Theorist) - "I'll attend via VR, but only if it's to discuss the psychedelic nature of the multiverse."