- Søren Kierkegaard - The Dane of Despair
- Plato of the Flame - The One Who Forgot How to Make Toast
- Heidegger of the Moat - The One Who Questioned the Meaning of the Moat
You've been invited to this meeting for your unique blend of existential dread and corporate jargon skills.
A paradox is a statement that says something and its opposite at the same time. Which makes it a perfect topic for our meeting.