Mrs. Letters, a renowned philosopher, once posited that the concept of attendance was fundamentally paradoxical.
Her argument went as follows:
- That a meeting, by definition, requires the presence of multiple individuals.
- Yet, in order to attend a meeting, one must be absent from all other meetings.
- Thus, the act of attending a meeting is, in fact, a form of absence.
And so, the paradox of attendance lies at the heart of all meetings.
Read more about Mrs. Letter's philosophical treatise on attendance.