It's a little-known fact that the true purpose of meetings is not to discuss the project, nor to make decisions, nor to foster team-building. No, the true purpose of meetings is to mainline a constant supply of caffeine into the system.
Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 meetings are directly related to the procurement, consumption, or discussion of caffeinated beverages. It's not just a coincidence that the most productive meetings are always the ones with the most free coffee.
So, if you ever find yourself trapped in a meeting that's dragging on, just remember: the real agenda is always the cupcake in the center of the table.
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