Philosophers' Caffeine Conundrums

A Collection of Caffeine-Induced Ruminations by the Attendees of the Meetings of the Philosopher's Guild

Why, indeed, is caffeine the answer to all of life's great questions? We asked a group of philosophers to ponder this very topic, and their responses are as varied as the coffee cups on the conference table.

Meet the philosophers:

Why is coffee, then, the true answer?