Meeting Attendees: The Unproductive Union
Today's attendees:
Attendee
Reason for Being Here
John Doe
Trying to get out of doing actual work
Jane Doe
Discussing her cat's therapy sessions
Bob Smith
Procrastinating on his TPS reports
Other attendees:
The Committee of Unproductive Individuals
The Secretariat of Unfulfilled Promises
Next meeting in 2 days, same time, same place. Don't bother coming.