Attendees

Present:

• Albert Einstein, Theoretical Physicist Extraordinaire
• Stephen Hawking, Expert in Things That Are Not Actually Expertise
• Marie Curie, Lady of the Radioactive Dress

Topic: Relativity and prophets of doom, or how to predict the apocalypse with 99.9% certainty.

Agenda:

1. 9:00 - 9:30am: Introduction toประก Relativity
2. 9:30 - 10:30am: How to use the theory of relativity to predict the end of the world
3. 10:30 - 12:00pm: Lunch break, eat a sandwich and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence