Page 4: The Time I Accidentally Sent a Paper on Black Holes to the Laundry Department
"Dear Laundry Department, I'm writing to inform you that the latest paper on black holes has not been received. I'm starting to think that perhaps the universe is expanding in ways that are not yet understood. Yours, Stephen
Apparently, the universe is still expanding, and so are our expectations for your ability to do your job.
A note from the universe: "We're not impressed."