According to renowned physicist, Dr. Stephen Hawking, Time-Loop Theory posits that every decision made by the attendees of this meeting is, in fact, a looped iteration of the same decision made by the same attendees in a previous meeting.
This creates a paradoxical situation where the attendees are simultaneously aware of the impending doom of their decisions, yet powerless to alter the course of events.
Dr. Hawking's theory has been met with both praise and ridicule from the scientific community, but the attendees of this meeting remain resolute in their commitment to the theory.
As Dr. Hawking himself put it, "Time-Loop Theory is not just a theory, it's a reality."
Example of Time-Loop Theory in action:
The attendees of this meeting will, inevitably, decide to order pizza for lunch. This decision will, in turn, create a new iteration of the meeting where the attendees will again decide to order pizza for lunch, ad infinitum.
This is not a joke, folks. This is science.