Physicists in Time Workshop

// Time-Traveling Physicists' Workshop
// Purpose: To explore the infinite possibilities of time dilation
// Speakers:
//  - Stephen Hawkington: "Wormholes and the Art of Time Travel"
//  - Alberto Gibberson: "Time-Traveling with Quantum Fluctuations"
//  - John Steinhardtson: "The Paradox of the Grandfather"
//  - Alberto Gibbsonton: "Time Dilation and the Quest for the Perfect Haircut"
//  - John Steinhart: "The Physics of Time Traveler's Hair"
//  - Stephen Hawkingston: "The Time-Traveling Chef"
// 
// Schedule:
//  - 18:00: Welcome and Introduction
//  - 18:15: Hawkington's Talk
//  - 19:15: Gibberson's Talk
//  - 20:15: Steinhardtson's Talk
//  - 21:15: Gibbonsonton's Talk
//  - 22:15: Steinhart's Talk
//  - 23:15: Hawkingston's Cooking Demo
// 
// Location: The Time-Traveler's Tavern
// Address: 42, 13th Dimension, Universe 345
// 
// Dress Code: Formal attire recommended. No paradox-inducing clothing allowed.
// 
// RSVP: Please respond to this invitation with a simple "YES" or "NO" to let us know if you can attend.