Notes from the Great Physicist Himself, Albert Einstein

Theory of Relativity Rocks!

As we all know, the theory of relativity is a fundamental concept in modern physics. But let's be real, it's also really cool.

Key Takeaways:

• Time is relative, but don't try to use it as an excuse to avoid taxes.
• The speed of light is the speed of life.
• Gravity is just a fancy word for "I'm really tired of your planet's gravity".

Next Meeting: Black Holes Rock

Unsolicited Advice from the Great Physicist Himself

Don't trust anyone who says they've read all of War and Peace in 24 hours.

Don't trust anyone who says they can eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting.