Meeting of the Geniuses

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most anticipated meeting of the century!

Attendees:

• Stephen Hawking
• Marie Curie

Today's agenda:

• Discussion of the meaning of life
• Debunking of the latest scientific breakthroughs
• Who ate the last donut from the break room

The meeting is being recorded for future reference. Please keep your comments brief and witty.

The floor is open for questions. Ask your burning queries, or simply make a witty remark.

Next meeting: Charles Darwin's Evolutionary Updates