Physicist Attendee List: Isaac Newton
Present and accounted for: Sir Isaac Newton, the man who single-handedly made math a thing.
Contributions to the meeting:
- Discussed the merits of using apples to explain gravity
- Introduced the concept of F=ma to a room full of confused attendees
- Failed to bring his famous apple pie, much to everyone's dismay
Next meeting: Albert Einstein will be discussing the finer points of relativity
Other attendees:
- Max Planck will be discussing his theory of everything (or not)
- Paul Dirac will be explaining his love of cats
Planck's Cats | Einstein's Rodeo