Physicist Attendee List: Isaac Newton

Present and accounted for: Sir Isaac Newton, the man who single-handedly made math a thing.

Contributions to the meeting:

• Discussed the merits of using apples to explain gravity
• Introduced the concept of F=ma to a room full of confused attendees
• Failed to bring his famous apple pie, much to everyone's dismay

Next meeting: Albert Einstein will be discussing the finer points of relativity

Other attendees:

• Max Planck will be discussing his theory of everything (or not)
• Paul Dirac will be explaining his love of cats

Planck's Cats | Einstein's Rodeo