Physicists' Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-22
Attendees:
Meeting Notes:
Today's meeting was a resounding success! We managed to confuse each other for exactly 4 hours and 32 minutes. Highlights include:
- Dr. DeGrasse Tyson's impromptu lecture on the importance of wearing socks with your pants.
- The group discussion on the meaning of life, which somehow devolved into a heated debate over the merits of pineapple pizza.
- Astronomer Marvin Heinz's presentation on the finer points of quantum entanglement, which was unfortunately interrupted by a stray raccoon.
Action Items:
- Dr. DeGrasse Tyson to research the feasibility of a sock-based propulsion system.
- Dr. Neil Gaiman to write a book about the societal implications of pineapple pizza.