Physicists' Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-22

Attendees:

• Neil DeGrasse Tyson
• Marvin Heinz
• Neil Gaiman
• Neil Gaiman's Cosmic Theory Session

Meeting Notes:

Today's meeting was a resounding success! We managed to confuse each other for exactly 4 hours and 32 minutes. Highlights include:

• Dr. DeGrasse Tyson's impromptu lecture on the importance of wearing socks with your pants.
• The group discussion on the meaning of life, which somehow devolved into a heated debate over the merits of pineapple pizza.
• Astronomer Marvin Heinz's presentation on the finer points of quantum entanglement, which was unfortunately interrupted by a stray raccoon.

Action Items:

• Dr. DeGrasse Tyson to research the feasibility of a sock-based propulsion system.
• Dr. Neil Gaiman to write a book about the societal implications of pineapple pizza.