Welcome, confused attendees! We're glad you could make it to our quantum entanglement-themed meeting, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Our agenda includes:
Note to self: remember to bring snacks. Preferably quantum entangled snacks that appear in two places at once. That's the kind of meeting efficiency we strive for!
Also, don't ask the caterer about the free lunch. Trust us, it's not just a free lunch. It's a free lunch that's been observed to be free.
Learn more about quantum entanglement and why we're not all here for the free lunch