Notes from Roger Penrose

Notes from the Meeting on the Inception of Time Dilation

Meeting Notes from the Great Meeting, 1958

• Discussed the implications of the Inception of Time Dilation
• ประก Stephen Hawking had a disagreement with the concept
• Decided that the answer to the universe is 42, but only on Tuesdays

Notes from the Meeting on the Quantum Fluctuation of Socks

Meeting prophets of doom, 1962

• Discussed the Quantum Fluctuation of Socks and its impact on the space-time continuum
• Agreed that socks are a fundamental force in the universe
• ประก Albert Einstein was seen whispering to himself, scribbling onประก a piece of paper

Meeting on the Unification of Relativity and Socks

Meeting Notes from the great unifier, 1965

• Unite the forces of relativity and socks
• Discussed the implications of Sock-Gravity
• Agreed that the speed of light is actually the speed of a really fast sock

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