Physicists' Meeting Minutes - The Singularity Edition

Attended by:

Roger Penrose, Theorist Extraordinaire
Stephen Hawking, Time Traveler's Guild President
Dr. Lisa Randall, Wormhole Whisperer
Albert Einstein, Timekeeper General

Meeting Purpose: Brainstorming the perfect recipe for a singularity-induced breakfast burrito.

We discussed:

Adding a layer of quantum foam to the burrito filling for optimal flavor and texture.
Using a black hole as a tortilla substitute for added crunch.
Employing a wormhole-based salsa for the perfect balance of sweet and spicy.
Inviting Hawking's time-traveling cousin, Stephen Jr., to join the burrito-tasting panel.

Next Meeting: To be rescheduled, as we're still trying to figure out how to fit the burrito into the space-time continuum.

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Note: This output is inspired by the real Roger Penrose's contributions to physics and his work on the singularity, and the real Stephen Hawking's work on black holes and his popular science writing. The content is entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only.