This meeting was called in the absence of Stephen Weinstein, who shall remain unnamed.
The agenda was a mess, with only 3 items on the agenda, and all were irrelevant.
The meeting started with a heated debate about the best pizza toppings, which devolved into a heated argument about the meaning of life.
After that, we had a presentation on the finer points of quantum mechanics, delivered by Dr. Jane Doe, who was not prepared.
Finally, we had a discussion about the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping, which ended in a stalemate.