Attendee: Werner Heisenberg, Theoretical Physicist

Meeting of the Uncoordinated: A Symposium of Unfathomable Complexity

Today, we are gathered here to discuss the intricacies of Quantum Mechanics and how it relates to my cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Dr. Heisenberg has graciously agreed to lead our discussion, despite being a man of unyielding principle and unshakeable ego.

Other attendees include:

• Dr. Stephen Hawking, Theoretical Physicist (Theorist)
• Dr. Albert Einstein, Theoretical Physicist (Genius)
• Dr. Bertrand Russell, Mathematical Physicist (Theorist)

Meeting Minutes:

1. Dr. Heisenberg: "I have a theory, and it involves a cat in a box."
2. Dr. Hawking: "That's an interesting idea, Werner."
3. Dr. Einstein: "I think I can do better, Werner."
4. Dr. Russell: "What's the box, Werner?"