Background: John Doe, known for his impeccable taste in socks, has been attending meetings for decades. He's got the theory down, but can't seem to get his pants on in the morning.
Notable Contributions: John's work on "The Unified Theory of Sock Pairs" has revolutionized the field of sock research. He's also made significant contributions to the study of breakfast cereals.
Quirks: John has an unhealthy obsession with denim jackets and can often be found wearing socks on his shoes. His favorite pastime is collecting rare socks.