The Minimum Energy Meeting of the Century

Welcome, esteemed physicists and pseudo-physicists! Today, we will attempt to break the world record for most efficiently discussing entropy. Our goal is to minimize energy expenditure while still managing to appear productive.

As you enter this meeting room, you are surrounded by a carefully calibrated atmosphere of:

• Exactly 17.5 degrees of ambient temperature
• A precisely 0.5 m/s wind speed (measured with a high-precision anemometer)
• And a carefully tuned 50/50 ratio of CO2 to oxygen (because who needs oxygen, really?)

Now, let us get down to business. We have the following agenda items:

1. Item 1: Reducing energy consumption while increasing the consumption of free food
2. Item 2: Exploring the application of minimum energy principles to the study of cat videos
3. Item 3: Determining the theoretical limits of human productivity with an open-ended discussion about the meaning of life