As a quantum mechanic, you are tasked with navigating complex meeting dynamics. This guide will cover the essential principles of meeting etiquette, ensuring you don't get lost in the superposition of ideas.
1. Arrive Prepared: Bring your quantum calculator, a spare set of socks, and a bottle of Schrödinger's catnip.
2. Maintain Entanglement: Avoid eye contact with the presenter, as it may cause entanglement of ideas and a loss of focus.
3. Don't Take Notes: Your notes will be instantly deleted by the wave-particle duality of the meeting notes app.
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