Quantum Theory Enthusiasts' Meeting Attendees

Present and accounted for:

• Schroedinger, Albert - "The father of quantum mechanics, but not the father of me."
• Heisenberg, Werner - "The king of uncertainty, and also my accountant."
• Dirac, Paul - "The one who dared to be different, and also a fan of dad jokes."
• Feynman, Richard - "The man who made quantum mechanics sexy, and also a great cook."

Notable Absences:

• Einstein, Albert - "The man who was always wrong, and also a bit of a grump."
• Planck, Max - "The one who invented the planck, but not the Planck's constant."

Next Meeting:

February 27, 2024 - "A discussion on the finer points of wave-particle duality, and also free pizza."