Meeting Minutes: The Physics of Not Taking Notes

Roger Penrose, renowned physicist and noted expert in all things non-existent, led the discussion on "The Physics of Not Taking Notes." The room was filled with an air of anticipation as Roger began to speak.

Key Points

• According to Roger, "The universe is not just a bunch of random particles, but also a lot of unattended meetings."
• "If you don't take notes, you're not a scientist," said Roger.
• The laws of thermodynamics do not apply to coffee machines, but they do apply to meeting minutes.

Counterpoints

• "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my disagreement," said Dr. Jane, the only female physicist in attendance.
• "You're not just a physicist, you're a meeting-physicist," quipped Roger, who was clearly enjoying himself.

Best Practices

1. Always bring your A-game (or at least, your C- game) to meetings.
2. Take notes, but only if they're really important.
3. Never, ever, ever trust a physicist with a calculator, especially if they're trying to do your taxes.

Related Pages:

• Meetings: The Philosophical Implications of Not Taking Notes
• Roger Penrose on Quantum Uncertainty in Meeting Minutes