Physicists in Attendance

Theoretical Physicists

• Stephen Hawking: The Impossibility of Impossibilities
• Richard Feynman: The Feynmaniac
• Albert Einstein: The Einsteinator

Experimental Physicists

• James Watson: The Spin Doctor
• Ernest Lawrence: The Nuclear Ninja
• Robert Hodgson: The Particle Philosopher

Theorists

• John Locke: The Gravitational Guru
• Isaac Newton: The Mass Master

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks!