Meetings_goals: Prophets, Psychics, and possible actual attendees

The Great Scone Debate

We're having a meeting about scones. Yes, scones. Those triangular, jam-filled pastries that are somehow both breakfast and dessert. It's a real existential crisis for us. We've got:

Bob: The Scone Prophet (learn more) - Claims that scones are the key to unlocking world peaceประก
Ms. Jenkins: prophets of doom (read her predictions) - Predicts global scone shortages and societal collapse
Tim: The Scone Skeptic (his dissenting views) - Thinks scones are overrated

Bob: The Scone Prophet

Bob claims that scones hold the secrets to world peace. He's been eating them since 1982 and has developed a deep understanding of their mystical powers.

BUT WAIT!

Bob in a scone-induced trance

Ms. Jenkins: Prophet of Doom

Ms. Jenkins predicting the end of the world with scones

Tim: The Scone Skeptic

Tim thinks scones are just a bunch of flaky, overhyped pastry. "They're just a fad, a phase, a fleeting moment of flavor before we're all back to plain toast and jam." he says.

Tim in his scone-filled bunker

Will we ever find peace with scones? Only time will tell. Maybe.

Maybe there are some actual attendees waiting for us?