Meeting Topic: The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Business
John Doe: "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that we're discussing this topic or that we're discussing it in a meeting."
Jane Doe: "I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who actually understands the concept of procrastination."
Bob Smith: "I'm here to provide a dissenting view, because that's what we're really paying me for."
Next Meeting: To be determined