Attendee List

The following individuals have been dragged to this meeting:

John D.

Not competent, but here he is.

Has some idea what's going on, but only if she's had 5 cups of coffee.

Just here for the free donuts.

And that's it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, John is at 4.5, but only on Tuesdays.

Currently at 80% capacity, but only if she's had her coffee.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, and your sanity.