You prophets of code have been called upon to save the galaxy from the evil forces of bugs and inefficiency. But first, let's get down to brass tacks.
John Keats Of Silence has arrived, and he's not happy.
Don't forget to grab a snack from the Quantum Cereal Bar before the meeting.
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