Step 1: Because Who Needs a Flowchart, Anyway?

Meet the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated programmers tasked with implementing Dijkstra's Algorithm. Their goal: find the shortest path to the snack room.

Meet John, the lead programmer:

John, the hero of our story

John: "I'm not a morning person, but I'll do whatever it takes to get those snacks."

Click for step 2, where the team encounters the infinite recursion of despair.

Subpage: John's Coffee Consumption Chart

Because, let's be real, this is the most important metric:

John's caffeine intake over the past 24 hours

It's a wonder he got anything done.

Click for more on John's mathematical approach to coffee.