Meet the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated programmers tasked with implementing Dijkstra's Algorithm. Their goal: find the shortest path to the snack room.
Meet John, the lead programmer:
John: "I'm not a morning person, but I'll do whatever it takes to get those snacks."
Click for step 2, where the team encounters the infinite recursion of despair.Because, let's be real, this is the most important metric:
It's a wonder he got anything done.
Click for more on John's mathematical approach to coffee.