Byte-Bandit the Sock Ninja

Meet the legendary Byte-Bandit, the greatest sock thief the world has ever known.

With his unparalleled ability to swipe the world's most coveted socks, Byte-Bandit has earned the respect of his fellow programmers.

But little do they know, Byte-Bandit's true allegiance lies not with the programming community, but with the Sock Ninjas Union.