John was seen sipping on a lukewarm coffee, fidgeting with his phone.
His eyes were fixed on the clock, counting down the minutes until the meeting was over.
A few times, he dozed off, but only for a few seconds.
When asked to contribute, John mumbled something about "synergy" and "disruption."
The other attendees exchanged knowing glances.
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