Meeting Notes for John, Programmers

Notes from John

Today we discussed the following:

Why we can't use the new coffee machine
How to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
The importance of proper whitespace usage
Why I'm not attending meetings

Next meeting: February 22nd 2022

This response is a satirical take on traditional meeting notes, where the focus is on mundane office topics like coffee machine usage and grilled cheese sandwiches rather than actual programming issues. The tone is dryly humorous, with a dash of absurdity. Hyperlinks lead to fictional subpages that likely reference more meeting notes or calendar events.